8. You are delivering mail and you are confronted by a Doberman with rabies growling low and showing teeth…you have no dog bones and he wants to bite your ass off.
9. In a movie…which wire do you cut to stop the time bomb, the green or the blue?
10. John McCain will win
Tell me about working with Terry Gilliam. I am the Devil in The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus. Not a Devil…the Devil. I don’t know why he thought of me. I was raised in the church. Gilliam and I met on Fisher King. He is a giant among men and I am in awe of his films. The Adventures of Baron Munchausen I’ve seen a hundred times. Brazil is a crowning achievement. Brothers Grimm was my favorite film last year. I had most of my scenes with Christopher Plummer (he’s Dr. Parnassus). Plummer is one of the greatest actors on earth! Mostly I watch and learn. He’s a real movie star and a gentleman. Gilliam is an impresario, captain, magician, a dictator (a nice one), a genius, and a man you’d want in the boat with you at the end of the world. You’re going on the road soon, right? Three weeks in the US and three weeks in Europe. We are going to stay out of major cities, too stressful. Phoenix, Mobile, El Paso, Columbus, Omaha, my kind of towns. It’s called Glitter and Doom. We’re all on a bus…it’s summer so I’ll be playing a lot of golf — just kidding. Bass clarinet, marimba, upright bass, guitar, drums, bird calls, beatboxing, close-up magic, barbershop quartet, juggling, black humor, impressions, and I do Shakespeare and ballet as well.